Archive for October 11, 2012

What Obama Needs To Say

Posted in All things political, Comedy on October 11, 2012 by klogtheblog

At their next debate, when Romney reverses himself on a position that he had previously espoused, Obama should say, “Wait, is that you, Mitt?  Keeping track of your positions is just about impossible. I half expect you to peel of your face and have it be Tom Cruise under there. Or maybe a lizard, I don’t know.”

This does a few things:

1) It holds Romney to his nomination-stage extremism and exposes his pandering shiftiness.

2) It points out how unlikable Romney is on a physical level.

3) It calls attention to the Reptoid agenda that is at the heart of the GOP platform.

Problem solved.

–Steve Kilian

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