Three Kitchen Jokes and Three Hippie Jokes
Who is the vampire of the kitchen implements? Spaaaatula.
The colander shot the skillet. In his last words, the skillet delivered a comedy routine, and it was pretty funny. It wasn’t the jokes so much as the dead-pan delivery.
The deep dish pan was really being a jerk to the muffin tray, so the muffin tray said “Cut it out, you casserole!”
Q: What does a hippie-Vulcan say?
A: It’s not logical, maaaaan!
Q: What does a hippie-vampire say?
A: Free blood!
Q: What does a hippie-cowboy say?