Three Kitchen Jokes and Three Hippie Jokes

Who is the vampire of the kitchen implements? Spaaaatula.

The colander shot the skillet. In his last words, the skillet  delivered a comedy routine, and it was pretty funny. It wasn’t the jokes so much as the dead-pan delivery.

The deep dish pan was really being a jerk to the muffin tray, so the muffin tray said “Cut it out, you casserole!”

 

Q: What does a hippie-Vulcan say?

A: It’s not logical, maaaaan!

 

Q: What does a hippie-vampire say?

A: Free blood!

 

Q: What does a hippie-cowboy say?

A: Woah!

–Dan Kilian

Octopus Man #3: Ben and the Monster

Huck That!

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