Great Moments in Amish History

Esau! G’Day to ye!

G’day to ye!

Arr!

Arr.

Why Esau, what have ye there?

Why it be a razor! And some shaving cream!

But Esau, you don’t intend to…to shave, do ye?

That is exactly what I intend to do!

But Esau, the bible says to grow your beard!

Aye, that it does!

And that shaving is proud!

Shaving your beard IS proud.

And we like being plain and not proud!

Aye aye! But the bible does not say anything about mustaches.

Arr! Is that so?

Aye! Tis!

Have ye found yourself a loophole, Esau?

I don’t know what that means, but yes! Now I’m off to shave!

Minutes later…

Esau, is that you?

Arr! Tis!

Looking smooth, m’man!

Thanks!

May I borrow your razor?

You want that smooth mustache look?

Aye! Tis good!

Arr!

Arr!

–Dan Kilian

Constuputid K Words

Flying Blind

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