Animal Automobile Jokes

What kind of car does a lamb drive? A Lamborghini.

What kind of car does a pig drive? A Pigborghini.

What kind of car does a cow drive? A Cowborghini.

What kind of car does a horse drive? A Horseborghini.

What kind of car does a whale drive? A Whaleborghini.

What kind of car does a Krill drive? A Krillborghini.

What kind of car does a narwhal drive? A Narwhalborghini.

What kind of car does an eagle drive? An Eagleborghini.

What kind of car does an octopus drive? An Octopusborghini.

What kind of car does a lobster drive? A Lobsterborghini. *

What kind of car does an amoeba drive? An Amoebaborghini. **

What kind of car does a rhinoceros drive? A Rhinocerosborghini.

What kind of car does an armadillo drive? An Armadilloborghini.

What kind of car does an alpaca drive? An Alpacaborghini.

What kind of car does a tree sloth drive? A  Treeslothborghini.

What kind of car does a tamarin drive? A Tamarinborghini.

What kind of car does a white-faced saki monkey drive? A White-facedsakimonkeyborghini.

What kind of car does a tapir drive? A Tapirborghini.***

What kind of car does a hagfish drive? A Hagfishborghini.

What kind of car does a marmoset drive? An Acura MDX.

What kind of car does a star-nosed mole drive? A Star-nosedmoleborghini.

What kind of car does an axolotl drive? An Axolotlborghini.

What kind of car does a chupacabra drive? A Chupacabraborghini.

* There was great debate as to whether “lobsterborghini” should have been “Lobsterghini” but in the end we decided that would be a cheat.

** Likewise with Amoebarghini.

***We didn’t even consider Tapirghini. At this point we were committed to the formula. Who is we? The Committee.

–Dan Kilian and The Committee.

Zed

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