The Hurt Locker
Ah, it’s good to be back from dismantling bombs!
You know maybe because it was my first day, but I thought it was kind of easy.
It is! You just pull out the detonator, and you’re set. Easy!
The only thing is, you work up a sweat. Where are the showers?
Right over there.
Where should I dump my sneakers?
Use one of those lockers. I’ve got locker 11.
And I’ve got 9.
Why don’t I try locker…4…
NO! Don’t use locker 4!
NO! It’s THE HURT LOCKER!
What do you…AAAAGGHH! AAAAAUGGH!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!! AAAAAGGGHH! UUURRGH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OW! EEEEEEERRRGH! AAAAAAAGGGGHHH!! WHO WOULD MAKE SUCH A PAINFUL LOCKER?? AAAAGGGHH!!! AAAWWWW!!! THE PAIN!!! THE HURRRRRRRRT!! AAAAAGGGHH!
We should have told him about the hurt locker.
Maybe we should put up a sign.
AAAAAGGH!! NNNNNOOOOO!!! THE PAAIIINN!! UUURRRRGH!! AAAAARRRRRGH!! AAAAAWWWWW!!! EEEEEEYYYYEEECCH!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!! IT’S REALLY HUUURRRRRRTS!! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!