Gratitude combined with apology. Often delivered by neurotic people with self-esteem problems. “Thanks for coming to my party. Sorry it was so lame,” Sheila thankspologized.
An admission of culpability delivered with backhanded attacks on others. “I’m sorry if you were so stupid as to have your feelings hurt!” Dan said apolfiantly.
Editor’s note: Apolfiance? Not Defology? Keep looking.
Secretly happy conflict. He sent his degrets that he could not attend the Baroque music fest.
Sort of like guilty schadenfreude.
I’d like to thankspologize to you for your reading this post.