Archive for January 28, 2010

K Words Thankspology, Apolfiance, Degrets, Regright

Posted in Critique on January 28, 2010 by klogtheblog

Thankspology

Gratitude combined with apology. Often delivered by neurotic people with self-esteem problems. “Thanks for coming to my party. Sorry it was so lame,” Sheila thankspologized.

Apolfiance

An admission of culpability delivered with backhanded attacks on others. “I’m sorry if you were so stupid as to have your feelings hurt!” Dan said apolfiantly.

Editor’s note: Apolfiance? Not Defology? Keep looking.

Degrets

Secretly happy conflict. He sent his degrets that he could not attend the Baroque music fest.

Regright

Sort of like guilty schadenfreude.

I’d like to thankspologize to you for your reading this post.

–Dan Kilian

Sweet Nothings

Definitely Probably Possibly