Dune It To Death

Editor’s note: It is with great sadness that we present a bunch of puns for Frank Hebert fans. This one’s just for a subset of sci-fi fans who like a subset of comedy. We apologize and accept submissions.

What’s a masochistic Bene Gesserit’s favorite snack?

Gom drops.

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What coordinates do Guild Navigators use to specify their position relative to the galactic plane?

Melangitude

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Why do spice miners always go back to the place they were born?

Because there’s no place like CHOAM.

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Who’s the best Bene Geserit basketball player?

Kareem Abdul Gom Jabbar.

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What’s the latest Bud campaign on Arrakis?

A bunch of fat guys calling each other up and yelling “Kwiiiiiisaaaatz Haderach!”

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What happened to the glory of House Harkonnen?

It Feyded.

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What happened when the Sardaukar pushed the Fremen too far?

The worm turned.

–Steve Kilian

–Dan Kilian

–The anonymous J

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