He’s Herman Van Rompuy

He’s Herman Van Rompuy

Belgian Prime Minister

His name might sound jolly

Or it could seem sinister

 

But whatever effect

His name might inspire

This president elect

Has got hold of the fire

 

He’s carrying the torch

For a unified Europe

He’s hot like a scorch

And he’s sweet, like syrup

 

The kind that you pour

On a thick Belgian waffle

Some say the choice is poor

Some say that it’s awful

 

Some say he’s obscure

Like they haven’t heard of Belgium

I say Tony Blair

Is mere British bubblegum

 

Van Rompuy’s the man

For this difficult era

His unanimous election

Was not reached in error

 

He’ll do nothing to blemish

His ceremonial post

This Christian Democrat, Flemish

Will make of it the most

 

His voice shall be heard

He’ll be both strong and thorough

The currency of the world

Will soon be the Euro

 

So hail Van Rompuy!

Your rise I announce

A name as fun to say

As it’s hard to pronounce

 

Van Rompuy Van Rompuy

I’ll say it again

The leader for Europeae

And prince among men

 

–Dan Kilian

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