One Great Wisdom and One Great Truth

Any sane person should call testicles “dickballs.”

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Also, to the tune of Ah-Ha’s “Take On Me”:

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Don’t fuck with me,

Or I will fucking kill you

Don’t fuck with me,

Or I’ll have to motherfucking kill you. . . .

Fuck with me?

Fuck

With

Me

Fuck with me?

Fuck with me

I swear I’ll motherfucking have to kill you.

–Steve Kilian

Gilligan’s Isle

Impaled

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