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New Stoner Day

Posted in Comedy on April 21, 2009 by klogtheblog
My Proposition for a New Stoner Anniversary
By Stuart “Stu” Morrison

So like, everyone knows by now that April 20th is a special day for those of us who like the weed. If you don’t know, now you do. It’s callled 420. At 4:20 p.m. on April 20th, everyone sneaks out of work or whatever they’re doing and has a toke! It’s rad.

So now I’m proposing a NEW Stoner day. 421. At 4:21 on April 21st, everyone who didn’t quite get it together for 420 has a rain date. I mean, you can be a little late on 420, as long as you adhere to the spirit, but let’s face it, if it’s after 5 and you still haven’t toked, at that point you’re just smoking. It’s a lot of pressure.

There are a lot of reasons someone might not get it together for 420. Let’s say lunch took a little longer to prepare and then you’ve got to eat it and then there are those dishes, and say you start to pick them up but then you’ve got to go to the bathroom, so now the dish is in the bathroom and you get back to the table, and you remember that you have to go back for that dish. Or maybe there’s something really cool on the TV, and when the commercial break comes you forget to step outside, and switch channels instead. It can be a little overwhelming!

So don’t stress, just spread the word about this new day and time. Today’s the day, and I’ve got a little bit of make-up to do. Once I post this blog…

Okay, I’ve got TWO special days to promote. Let’s remember 421 next year, and 422 tomorrow. April’s only got 31 days, so let’s try to get it together this week!

–Stu Morrison reprinted by Dan Kilian
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