Paul is Death

Many Beatles fans and everyday Americans alike were comforted by ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney’s words of comfort after the Twin Towers fell on September 11, 2001. “Yeah, I was here,” said Sir Paul on live television, from the back of his limousine. Indeed, he was. But did anyone question why Paul, a Beatle, was in New York City at the time of the attack? 

And why is that two Beatles have been attacked by assassins? And why has Sir Paul never adequately explained the rumors that he had died and been replaced? Certainly the conspiracy theories of drug addled hippies no longer hold merit, but their misjudgment may hide deeper truths. If the Beatle had been replaced, perhaps as a “Manchurian Candidate,” surely such extreme measures would suggest something far more sinister than covering up a death in a pop band. Perhaps the 9-11 plot was over thirty years in the making.

What Charles Manson (A bearded madman, just like Osama. Is there a pattern of patsies?) misunderstood is all there in The Beatles (AKA The White Album) an album which imitated its target in its minimal doubleness. Helter Skelter indeed.

What is it Heather Mills isn’t telling the public? How could Paul have written a song as musically complex as “Freedom” in such a small window of time? And while you’re asking yourself big questions, ask yourself, who stands to gain the most from an attack that brings us to the brink of a war of civilizations? Surely it isn’t Islam, which has been tarred, however wrongly, as fostering extremism and backwardness.

When the second largest religion in the world takes a hit, the long term beneficiaries are the proponents of smaller cults, cults such as The Beatles’ Transcendental Meditation, as put forth by the mysterious and sinister Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who to this day is the puppet-master pulling the strings behind the Beatles, the most evil men alive.

Yes, it is The Beatles and the Maharishi who planned and executed the greatest attack on American soil, perhaps using their powers of levitation, perhaps just using their almost unlimited access (Who makes better sleeper agents than the world’s most famous pop stars?) to bring about this great calamity, to bring about their Revolution #9-11.

Spread the word, before they come to silence me.

Yours in truth,

Pete Best

sent to Dan Kilian

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One Response to “Paul is Death”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Boooooo
    Dr. D

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