Assbook

Website idea 173: Assbook. A site akin to facebook but where everyone takes pictures of their asses.

I think it would encourage asinine behavior. Flaming out and insults would be the norm. A lot of comments about people’s asses.

Might allow people a wildland where they could act out, free from the constraints of netiquette.

Links to your blog and advertisements for your band’s shows would be invitations for abuse.

Instead of a status update, fart noises.

Dan is…sppplutt splutt spltttuuzzzzziiittup!

Admit that it is genius. If any of you have the tech skills to start up a website, let me know and we’ll go into business. Or just steal the idea. I won’t be looking out for it.

–Dan Kilian

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